You can toast it, barbeque it, grill it, fry it, bake it, even use a flame thrower to cook it!

If you poke out two holes for eyes and a mouth in a slice you can use it as a low budget halloween mask - Breadman!

You can make bread balls an play fun edible games.

You can use it as a poultace for those especially gross cuts (the ones spewing green stuff)

You can make someone shut up by shoving it in their mouth - instant bread gag!

You can use bread in the form of a breadstick to defend yourself from invading butter

You could put it in your ears and use it for ear plugs to deafen your Dad singing to Abba

If caught in a gas explosion you could use it as a gas mask

You could make a line of bread clothing and when it got mouldy it would make pretty designs

Bread is full of yeasty goodness and if you eat it late at night it can have a drugging affect -Tested in Avoca

Bread isn't racist. It comes in white and brown and both taste equally yum.

If it goes stale a slice of it can make a good frisbee... or you could throw it at people you dont like...

A loaf of white bread makes a good pillow if you're tired

You can put almost anything on it and it will taste good. Even pickles and Marmite (I prefer Ketchup)

Toasted cheese sandwiches. Need I say more?

If you eat it after drinking a lot of alcohol it can prevent a hangover! <--- Tested and Aproved